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I read somewhere that the movie is horror movie and it proved 100 % horrible. Have I noted the Wynorski name somewhere; I would have run away from the movie exactly as I would have run from an H1N1 virus. Softcore porn, made as a parody of the film Cloverfield. Wynorski excels in one thing and just one thing alone that are filming the boobs from each and every angle. From the front, sides and down under.
Cleavagefield’s story is just to fill the time between porn scenes. A gang of girls is partying as one of their fellows has got a role in a hard core film and is leaving. As they are partying an inflatable contraption of dinosaur attacks the city inexplicably (Then why would anybody need any explanation in the movie?) As the hotties run for their life with full focus on swinging tons of flesh, it is revealed that not only monster is creating chaos; it has mites on its body. And what else mites can do in a soft-core film except to eat the clothes away. This extremely dangerous habit of mites is revealed by naked woman who have experienced the phenomenon. In a shot the gang of hotties takes shelter under a wall, only to learn that monster is up on the roof and is spraying green colored slime on them. Where else can they go except in a massage parlor to get the slime off?
A complete waste of time. Even if Wynorski has to make films, he must bring somebody along to lend some brain.